Um...yeah, I already know what you're thinking. I took the mother of all hiatuses, I know. But now I'm back!
Oh, come on! Don't give me that face!
I have a good reason for going away for so long. I finally finished college, huzzah! I am no longer a student...for now.
Secondly, I am in the process of writing a novel! Ta-dah! Guess what? I'm almost finished with it too. I'm 55K words into it at the moment but I am guessing the final length will be somewhere around 85-92K. Writing a novel is EXHAUSTING! I've barely gotten any sleep at all! It's terrible! I have dark circles under my eyes and I've lost maybe ten pounds just from sitting at my computer for 24/7 cranking out this frickin' novel!
I'm not going to give any details away just yet. Patience, young grasshopper. I'll give you the full scoop in a later post. For now, just bask in my presence for I have finally returned to you!
Hi. I'm the Vegetarian Cannibal.
My primary diet consists of broccoli and tofu and things like that, but I've been known to spoil myself on organisms higher up the food chain. Babies mostly. Sometimes clowns.
I'm a writer and this is my blog. :) I don't eat any of my fans, so don't worry. Just promise to clean up after you're done!