Enjoy your holiday!

Hello everyone! Here's wishing you a happy, safe, and festive holiday season this year. The Vegetarian Cannibal will take a quick break, but I plan to resume posting regularly again in January! 


See you next year! 
~Cheers from the Vegetarian Cannibal

Holy hell, it's been a long time!

Um...yeah, I already know what you're thinking. I took the mother of all hiatuses, I know. But now I'm back! 


Oh, come on! Don't give me that face! 


I have a good reason for going away for so long. I finally finished college, huzzah! I am no longer a student...for now.


Secondly, I am in the process of writing a novel! Ta-dah! Guess what? I'm almost finished with it too. I'm 55K words into it at the moment but I am guessing the final length will be somewhere around 85-92K. Writing a novel is EXHAUSTING! I've barely gotten any sleep at all! It's terrible! I have dark circles under my eyes and I've lost maybe ten pounds just from sitting at my computer for 24/7 cranking out this frickin' novel! 


I'm not going to give any details away just yet. Patience, young grasshopper. I'll give you the full scoop in a later post. For now, just bask in my presence for I have finally returned to you! 


Happy writing!
VC

Spring Fucking Break! Woohoo!

Hell fucking yeah, y'all! It's about damn time! GAWD! I'm so burned out from school, I don't even know what to tell you. It's been a struggle. I don't know if it's because I'm a senior and this is my last semester or what...but OH MY GOD I'm so happy it's spring break! 


I'm 22yrs old and I'm going to PARTY this year. Gonna get wasted in Mexico. Like, stupid drunk. I don't care, lol! I'm not staying home...sooooooooo that means I'll be away from this blog for a little bit. 


If you don't hear back from me...go ahead and assume the drug cartels have taken me hostage and sold me into slave trafficking. *grins* Don't look so worried...they only kidnap blondes so I should be fine. Right?  


Have an AWESOME spring break! I sure as hell will enjoy mine! 

When you're sick UPDATE

Soooooo...

I went to the doctor today. Turns out I have strep throat and anemia. Lovely. The VC will take a weeklong break until I feel better.

Thanks guys!

When you're sick...

Ugh. I feel like complete and utter crap right now. I don't know if it's the flu or what, but I'm miserable! When I woke up this morning, my eyes were red, swollen, and watery. I assumed it was stress and moved on. Then as I drove home from school, I had the worst feeling of nausea I've ever had! I ran straight to the toilet. Gross. I've been battling bouts of nausea for the past three days...but this was entirely different! I'm sore...achey...and fatigued. I've been having awful headaches since last week.

I have a test tomorrow and...oh...I'm feeling nauseous again.

The Vegetarian Cannibal will be out of commission for a while. Please bear with me.

Taking a quick break...

I'll be taking a short break from blogging for a bit. But don't worry...I'll be back to bring doom and gloom into your lives in a week or so. In the meantime, please enjoy the scheduled Smexxxy Fridays I have planned for you guys! 


~Cheers from the Vegetarian Cannibal! 

My triumphant return!

Yup. I'm back. And not a moment too soon! I had to take a break but now I've returned for your viewing pleasure!

Did you miss me?

I've missed you! I want to thank everyone who have visited and commented since I've been gone! I had problems at home to deal with, but I'm back now and ready for action!

:D Thank you all for your support!