It's the final few seconds that get me. That friggin' sexy stare while he licks his thumb. God dammit. Now I want some York Peppermint Patties. Yummy. Have a sexy weekend, minions!
I have an oral fixation, I think. Because every time I see this commercial, I am drawn to it in a sexual way...and I don't even like Listerine! I am fascinated by this man's mouth. I want to interact with it...play with it...explore it. I wonder if that makes me weird...
I've seen this commercial several times now on TV. Had to find the song so I could do the double windmill dance move properly. The cheesy 80s music just kills me every time! ENJOY! *snortgiggle*
I don't support PETA at the best of times cuz I think they're nuts, but I want to believe I'm smuttier and better in bed by being a vegetarian...So ladies, if you want to please your man or woman in the sack, apparently going veg is the way to do it. According to PETA, anyways.
This next commercial was shown to me in my Adolescence Psychology class this week. Double Entendres Galore. I was literally in shock after watching this commercial, no one in my class kept a straight face--not even my professor. So thank you Axe. Thank you.
Alright, alright...since this is the FIRST Media of the Month...let me explain how this all works. Although it's not that hard to understand.
Every month I'll put up a funny clip, an interesting website, move/book review, or something, for your reading/viewing pleasure. Why?
Because I can.
That, and I spend waaaaay too much time on the internet.
Sometimes my Media of the Month will be more cerebral than silly...honestly, it just depends what impresses me that month. This month, I was impressed by stupid commercials. (Can you tell it doesn't take much to impress me?)
Here are some of the funniest commercials I've seen...
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2.) This next one was banned in France...I'll let you determine why...
3.) I laughed for a long time with this one...
4.) Another one by France that got banned.
5.) This one is Australian. Quite entertaining. My brother and I were screaming with laughter. It's not particularly funny...but I guess it was one of those moments where you just had to be there.
6.) I don't speak the language...but I think it's pretty universal.
7.) I'm at 7. Let's see if I can get it to 10 just to make it a neat and easy number. Anyway, this one is...ahem...my boyfriend's favorite. Hehehe!
8.) Here's one fresh from Japan! W00t!
9.) Hahaha, I love this next one! I mentally substitute clown meat for the beef steak this guy is eating.
10.) And we finally made it to our last video! Because the last one was about clown steak, I HAVE to do one about vegetarians! So...I present my last video before bidding you all farewell...Enjoy it!
Hi. I'm the Vegetarian Cannibal.
My primary diet consists of broccoli and tofu and things like that, but I've been known to spoil myself on organisms higher up the food chain. Babies mostly. Sometimes clowns.
I'm a writer and this is my blog. :) I don't eat any of my fans, so don't worry. Just promise to clean up after you're done!
