Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Fun FREE Book Giveaway Contest!

Starting today you can win! So let me break down the contest rules!

WHAT: Anyone and everyone is eligible to play. But only ONE of you will receive a free copy of my horror anthology on Halloween.

HOW: The funniest, wittiest, and or naughtiest response wins! Your job is to write a fake caption for a "de-motivational poster" for at least ONE of the photos I put up. If you choose to do more than one, that's cool as it improves your chances of winning and it'll make the contest more fun.

This is what I'm looking for:

Only the pictures I post won't have the captions. You'll have to provide them in your comments! Please make sure I can contact you later in case you win!

WHEN: Five days for five pictures starting today. And on the weekend I'll announce the winner and post the fake "motivational poster." You have five chances to win, so impress me.

WHY: Because it's fun! And getting into the Halloween spirit is what I do best. *wink*

Everyone clear on the rules? Yeah? Okay? Alright, let the contest begin! Good luck!

Day 1: Drunk Pumpkins


Anonymous said...

It's all fun and games until someone starts spewing his guts out.

Anonymous said...

Mmmm who feels like pumpkin pie?

junebug2591 said...

No one's immune.

Maria Zannini said...

Damn! Missed the toilet by *that* much.

Peter Varvel said...

Ha ha! I don't think the baby chicken/alien costume is part of the costume, but my first thought was, "This is what a shocked ovary looks like on the inside when a penis first breaks through the hymen."

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