Prepare yourself for celestial anal probing and the second coming of Christ. (No pun intended...)I finally signed my contract and got all that stuff squared away with "Odd Orval Goes to Heaven." It will be published by Aurora Wolf later this year, I think. But now I can finally give you a little taste of this story! Hurray!So sit back and enjoy my randomness. :DExcerpt
Hi. I'm the Vegetarian Cannibal.
My primary diet consists of broccoli and tofu and things like that, but I've been known to spoil myself on organisms higher up the food chain. Babies mostly. Sometimes clowns.
I'm a writer and this is my blog. :) I don't eat any of my fans, so don't worry. Just promise to clean up after you're done!