Hi. I'm the Vegetarian Cannibal.
My primary diet consists of broccoli and tofu and things like that, but I've been known to spoil myself on organisms higher up the food chain. Babies mostly. Sometimes clowns.
I'm a writer and this is my blog. :) I don't eat any of my fans, so don't worry. Just promise to clean up after you're done!
2 comments:
Oh, my gawd! That seagull totally just poopied all over your face, Aunt Pus-Bucket!
. . . just glad it wasn't me - AHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
...I'm not the father am I??
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