I love how everyone cheers when the guy puts the condom on the umbrella for her. I think if I tried to put a condom on a stranger's umbrella I would be slapped, possibly sprayed with mace and might even be left with the word 'rape' ringing in my ears.
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LOL! My favorite was the condoms in the car!
Yeah...he passed the "test" alright, haha!
I love how everyone cheers when the guy puts the condom on the umbrella for her. I think if I tried to put a condom on a stranger's umbrella I would be slapped, possibly sprayed with mace and might even be left with the word 'rape' ringing in my ears.
HAHAHAHA! TS Hendrik, you are probably right! That one and the sperm costume commercial are my favorites. Hee!
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