I don't have anything against Mormons but this is just...hysterical, lol. Happy reading!
IF YOU MASTURBATE YOU WILL GO TO HELL!!!!! (By suggestion 19, I was literally crying with laughter)
MASTURBATION WILL TURN YOU INTO A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!
(This one is fake but I thought it was funny anyway...)
PORNOGRAPHY FORBIDDEN, BUT VICTORIA SECRET CATALOGUES OK!!!





