The goat is demanding to know where he was the other night when he said he was out with friends. Which apparently was a lie cause the goat called his friends and they hadn't seen him in days.
Oh my goodness, I can't stop laughing. It's just like watching an arguement with my sweet, lovable daughter (she's 12, hormones and shit like that make her crazy)
I think he's saying "I'm thirsty asshole, stop talking and get me some damn water! It's hot."
But he might just be chatting. Who knows. I don't speak goat, so maybe that spitting and screaming is a sign of affection in goat-speak. He's got some awesome horns though. Twisty and stuff.
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The goat is demanding to know where he was the other night when he said he was out with friends. Which apparently was a lie cause the goat called his friends and they hadn't seen him in days.
Oh my goodness, I can't stop laughing. It's just like watching an arguement with my sweet, lovable daughter (she's 12, hormones and shit like that make her crazy)
I think he's saying "I'm thirsty asshole, stop talking and get me some damn water! It's hot."
But he might just be chatting. Who knows. I don't speak goat, so maybe that spitting and screaming is a sign of affection in goat-speak. He's got some awesome horns though. Twisty and stuff.
PS: I'm stealing this and sharing.
Hahahaha! Funny translations guys! Go ahead and share. Maybe we'll find somebody who knows goat-speak.
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