I hate having allergies...but not for the reason you think. Most people are allergic to pollen, dust, cat dander, etc, but nope, not me. I have to be allergic to wonderful things like fruit. Yes. Fruit. I am allergic to all kinds of fruit except citrus foods.
Why? Because I have this thing called Fruit Pollen Syndrome. Which sucks. Because I love eating fruit. *Sigh* And as a vegetarian, fruits and veggies make up most of my diet! :(
I'm also allergic to latex. So no wild kinky sex costumes for me, unfortunately.
Hi. I'm the Vegetarian Cannibal.
My primary diet consists of broccoli and tofu and things like that, but I've been known to spoil myself on organisms higher up the food chain. Babies mostly. Sometimes clowns.
I'm a writer and this is my blog. :) I don't eat any of my fans, so don't worry. Just promise to clean up after you're done!